The Buckets by Greg Cravens for April 22, 2021

(sigh) Just say, “Yes, it’s locked,” the first time the question is asked. You’d save yourself a lot of trouble.

I have a tent with a lock on it. It’s a terrible idea in the middle of the night when you’ve really gotta go!

Youtube comedian Ryan George has a video titled, “Let’s go sleep where bears live!”

Note from the bears: All tents are made out of bear-proof fabric. Sleep with catsup, mustard, and onions in your sleeping bag so they don’t freeze overnight.

Don’t need a lock.. takes two hands to undo the zipper and we all know bears don’t have hands.

Nature can be dangerous, its one of the reasons humans built shelters in the first place

Sorry, the sound you heard was me, passing gas… aren’t you glad the tent flap isn’t locked?