Drabble by Kevin Fagan for May 30, 2021

Hot diggity dog…..

Seeing Wally run off with a hot dog seems borderline cannibalistic….

Hot dogs fall under the 20 second rule, especially if you grill them.

Disproved by Mythbusters.

3 second rule doesn’t apply here — it never hit the ground!

That’s an event at the Doggie Olympics.

You can’t out run a dog with 12 legs

Wally is slowing down, there was a time when that hot dog would not have hit the ground.

One second from most dogs is being generous.

That would be just about all dogs, Both my pups don’t even let the food hit the ground.

Three second rule doesn’t apply if you’re about to put the hotdog onto the grill - the heat will sterilize it. ;)

Thought it was the five-second rule…different for raw meat?

Our old Yorkie would have caused it in the air.