What with the pandemic and all, it had been six months since I had a haircut. I’ve had the same stylist for ten years and I’d miss talking with her. So, when I finally went in, we got to talking and she got to cutting and talking and cutting. I got home before I noticed she had cut my hair shorter than any time it has been since I got out of basic training. Well, it’ll grow back – but greyer. :)
Short version of a long joke: A farmer brought his new chain saw back to Sears for a refund because, as he told the clerk, “I can’t cut wood any faster with this than I could with my old saws and axes.” The clerk said, “Well lets take a look at it and see what’s wrong.” He put the saw up on a table, primed it and pulled the starter cord, and it quickly started up with a loud GRRRRRRRRRR". The farmer jumped back and said “What’s that NOISE??”
Enter.Name.Here over 3 years ago
“And it comes with a mustache and nose-hair trimmer attachment too!”
donwestonmysteries over 3 years ago
Grogs annual haircut. I don’t want to be around for bath day.
Ahuehuete over 3 years ago
In the missing fifth frame: the chainsaw disintegrates upon making contact with his hair.
Mordock999 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Gee.
He made a chainsaw out of wood.
dcdete. over 3 years ago
I like the nod to Mother’s Day at the top, but the rest of the comic is more macho men stuff. (Besides the drawing stuff.)
Studebaker Hoch over 3 years ago
Where’d he get the gas for that chainsaw?
BigDaveGlass over 3 years ago
I’m sure there was a cartoon where Grog was neat and tidy, it didn’t last….
dflak over 3 years ago
My barber had the social distancing thing figured out. He used a tree trimmer.
h.v.greenman over 3 years ago
Grog’s bath day is an ecological dilemma.
If he bathes he pollutes the water, but if he doesn’t bathe he pollutes the air.
Walkdad2 Premium Member over 3 years ago
I thought that’s what lawn mowers were for.
Zebrastripes over 3 years ago
I LOVE it! Too funny!
Ron Dunn Premium Member over 3 years ago
Redneck hair clippers.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 3 years ago
That reminds me. I need to clip my toe nails. …I know, yuck, right?
Gent over 3 years ago
GROOVY!
Gent over 3 years ago
And I never knews that chainsaws was invented in B.C.
momofalex7 over 3 years ago
Where did he get the gas for the chain saw? The dinosaurs aren’t dead yet.
ChessPirate over 3 years ago
And, just like when Moe runs a saw along Curley’s head and Curly goes “Ohohohoh… Oh, look!”, and the saw’s tines are all bent and mangled… ㋡
rondm66 over 3 years ago
A chainsaw in B.C. era. Wow.
Cincoflex over 3 years ago
Looks like he’s gonna give him a serious part to that hair!
mistercatworks over 3 years ago
What with the pandemic and all, it had been six months since I had a haircut. I’ve had the same stylist for ten years and I’d miss talking with her. So, when I finally went in, we got to talking and she got to cutting and talking and cutting. I got home before I noticed she had cut my hair shorter than any time it has been since I got out of basic training. Well, it’ll grow back – but greyer. :)
Buckeye67 over 3 years ago
Grog is a real throwback, but so far no one been able to throw him back.
dv1093 over 3 years ago
Short version of a long joke: A farmer brought his new chain saw back to Sears for a refund because, as he told the clerk, “I can’t cut wood any faster with this than I could with my old saws and axes.” The clerk said, “Well lets take a look at it and see what’s wrong.” He put the saw up on a table, primed it and pulled the starter cord, and it quickly started up with a loud GRRRRRRRRRR". The farmer jumped back and said “What’s that NOISE??”
MFRXIM Premium Member over 3 years ago
Ancient ancestor of Sweeney Todd?
Arav727 over 3 years ago
A car would be a better use of a motor than a chainsaw. They wont have to ride those single wheeled things anymore