Strange Brew by John Deering for May 11, 2021

Ivar Haglund (of Ivar’s Acres of Clams) always said, “Keep Clam.”

Probably a better dish than the Mussels from Brussels!

Does it taste better than the avocado before the tornado?

In Great Brittan, they keep clam and carry on.

He just clams up when there’s impending disaster.

Dyslexics Untie!

If I’m not personally threatened, I just ignore it. Although come to think of it, that is kind of shellfish.

bunch of rim shots…

I’d prefer mine fried…

“Keep Clam” – Ivar Haglund

Storm clams, yum, yum!

Bad weather doesn’t bother him at all. The world is his oyster.

(I’ll just go home and conch out now…)

Calms, all you can eat! Looks like this guy is the last costumer, cleaning up on yesterdays clams. Believe me the storm outside is not the one he has to worry about.

There was a day in my misspent youth when clams waz $8 a peck and waz served at local taverns @75 ¢ a doz, along with drawn butter and crackers.. Hoss radish/hot soss 10¢ extra.

How much did he shell out for that?

It that’s breakfast it would be the clam before the scone.

“Late at night, with the storm brewing, Gary had a little clam”. Nah, doesn’t work. Unless you’re a clam telling scary stories by the volcanic vent.

If he’s injured, perhaps he’ll be able to go to small clams court?