Pickles by Brian Crane for May 28, 2021

ShowOFF? More like show NOTHING — no key signature, no clef markings — we don’t even know whether it’s 3/4 time or 6/8. [Of course, since he’s blowing his nose, it’s probably ragtime.]

If it makes you feel any better Earl, your sneezes are much better than mine!!

I once knew a guy who could belch tunefully. But this is obviously a higher art.

er… Gesundheit?

There must be a musician among us who can tell us what that’s from. A beginner’s lesson, perhaps?

He’s just blowing his “Notes” Earl!

Earl it comes with the season ;-)

Earl has an allergy, his friend has an allegro.

Clyde accidentally inhaled a harmonica.

Meanwhile, Opal and Pearl and doing the same thing, only with flatulence.

Musical allergy!

And on that note, I’m outta herrrrre!

I can “burp talk” but can’t manage sneezes into anything other than volume.

When my father would sneeze, it sounded like he was saying the name of a popular Polish composer……“Paderewski” ;o}

Old people make much more interesting sounds when they fart, which is often.

Rerun from one of Brian’s books. I think it was from Mozart in his book.

There was a man in my area who was driving and sneezed. He hit two apple trees, a guard rail and ended up in a ditch. That’s some sneeze!

Do what you do, do well…

I can’t SNEEZE a melody but I have been known to YAWN a melody!

My neighbor,a man, sneezes like a butterfly.

With all the high tech out there; i.e. text-to-speach, speach-to-text, where is the app to play sheet music?

Is this Schroeder as an old man?

Earl is right really show off.

My father had a sneeze that would blow a person into the next area code