Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for May 25, 2021

Hey, a three ranker!!!

Over at the deli counter you can get a Hammond rye.

Stop it! I’ll be Bach later if it isn’t baroque.

She’s gonna need a bigger cart!

She shouldn’t bother. If it isn’t artisanal organic it isn’t worth buying.

if she picks up the organ will she have a song in her cart…?

Take it for a Wurlitzer!

Yes, now we can live the organic experience in style. Just like at hockey games when they play the preamble to “charge.”

They sure play us well, organ-ic my foot

Shopping at Whole Paycheck.

I’m not an organ donor, but I once gave a piano to the Salvation Army.

…and it’s gluten free and dolphin safe.

and you have to take it to a price scanner to see how much it is.

Are keyboards in the non-organic section?

She was disappointed when she realized that it was the organic aisle. ;)

Please – no sampling

I HATE the term “organic” it’s meaningless outside chemistry

I think they put the organ in the wrong section of the supermarket, since it’s clearly a Meaty Wurlitzer. . .

Let’s see… I should pick up a tuba toothpaste while I’m here…

maybe a package of chicken drumsticks…

Heck… where did I put my notes?

It isn’t organic if it doesn’t have a wall of pipes behind it. It is only a synthesizer.

Provided by an organ donor.

Check the pedals for freshness before buying.

She shouldn’t shop there, the people look sketchy!

Groaaaaaan…! ;-)

when her husband texts to ask where she is she tells him she’s in organic…

i don’t get the joke