Mike du Jour by Mike Lester for May 26, 2021

I like the milder, red embalming fluid…

No matter how you may undertake to dress the deceased, I’ll always demolish mine with relish!

having worked in a slaughterhouse in my youth, I say keep bringing them tasty animals. yum.

I like my spicy brown too!

Who wants to eat a live pig? Duh.

Mike couldn’t care less ….yum yum, eat it up!

To be frank, the furter one goes in the tube steak wars, a hot dog on a bun is the true weiner.

“My hot dog wasn’t a pig! It’s a kosher all-beef frank!”

Remember the good ol’ days when you could pound down a couple of dogs after a night on the town. You know right before your friends dropped you off at work.

I hope he gets mustard on her purse! :)

I’m a member of PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals.

Your food was once a twig. It was alive but now it’s dead.

I had one for lunch today with barbeque sauce, yellow mustard, peporchini, and sharp american cheese. It was really good. :)))

I like beef hot dogs. I like the sounds they make cooking in the microwave.