Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for May 11, 2012

Kids got a future.

Blame it on Bill, he has a lot of lives.

Is that Schroeder making a cameo?

The “ACK” was a really nice touch!2 bits says Steve hits on the Mom.

Evan Peterson? Meet “Uncle” Steve Dallas. Make your mark on this nice piece of paper with all the fine print!Dorothy? Ahh, Dorothy! Does Uncle Steve ever have an offer for you!

Here’s what I’m thinking, Ms. Peterson. We put Evan in military school to get him straightened out, You and I go spend a week or two in Bali.

Enquiring minds want to know, who did Steve have to sleep with to get DeathTongue on the radio?

Dr. Seuss would explain that whole green eggs and ham thing…pretty demonic stuff!

The groupies are starting to get in… Good work, Steve old boy!

I showed this to someone in my office because I was laughing hard and she asked. Know what she said? “Typical parent trying to blame someone else for her lack of parenting. Why was the kid even able to listen to that song? Where was she?” Some people have no sense of humor, sadly.

geez…enough already with the annoying pop up ads WITH sound that just start playing at top volume……. note to advertiser—I will NEVER buy your product………

Don’t you just love Dorothy’s facial expression?She wants to destroy Steve’s band and take such pleasure in doing it.