Close to Home by John McPherson for June 03, 2021

But we know you can afford those extra high premiums…..teehee. (evil grin)

Hey Bleeb, why don’t you zap that guy with one of your alien ray guns.

Sad but likely true

Bleeb: “Hi, Lady!”

Bob: Did I do something illegal?

Gilbert Huph: [begrudgingly] No.

Bob: Are you saying we shouldn’t help our customers?

Gilbert Huph: [pacing back and forth] The law requires that I answer no.

Bob: We’re supposed to help people!

Gilbert Huph: We’re supposed to help our people! Starting with our stockholders, Bob! Who’s helping them out, Huh?

(From The Incredibles)

7 zits really?

Sooooo… zits are not covered by health care, remember that, people. :D

Ouch better not mention about that nasty paper cut. Premiums will be through the roof

HI, Bleeb! Good to see you!

Hey, I remember Zenith. “Quality goes in before the name goes on.” I guess they ran out of quality.

Ins companies charge you for the dumbest things, but they DON’T have a problem raising rates every year…$20..00 or more! Grrrrr

It’s going to get interesting shortly depending upon a case before the Supreme Court. Could negatively impact those on ‘Obamacare’.

We are not rejecting your application of course but you will have to pay a much higher premium for an even lesser amount policy…..

Just another day at a tRumpublican insurance company.

“Well, I’d say you’re at risk of me crawling over this desk and beating you senseless with my purse! But I won’t… ‘cause I’m a lady! But if you’d care to take a look over your right shoulder, you’ll see there’s a deadly, yellow alien attack bug, just waiting for my command, to drain the juices from your worthless, lifeless body, unless you care to fix this broken insurance policy…..

(few minutes later)

……Thank you so much for changing your mind… and making this wonderful policy work for me. And thank you for validating my parking, and I hope you have just a wonderful rest of your day.

Come Bleeb… we’re going to Chipotle… mama needs a burrito bowl.”

We have 2 groups. High risk and people who don’t buy insurance from us.

“The Quality Goes In Before the Name Goes On.” You get what you pay for and more…

Buy a tube of Clearasil and try another insurance company.

“Rescission: The retroactive cancellation of a health insurance policy. Insurance companies will sometimes retroactively cancel your entire policy if you made a mistake on your initial application when you buy an individual market insurance policy. Under the Affordable Care Act, rescission is illegal except in cases of fraud or intentional misrepresentation of material fact…”

-healthcare.gov

Zenith Insurance Co. located in Zenith, Winnemac.

Pretty sure Zenith folded over 20 years ago – now we know why.

But that’s preexisting condition, and you know you don’t cover that.

Infected follicles are no fun at all.

Hi Bleeb!

Infected hair follicles aren’t a joke. I had an ingrown hair that got infected, caused swelling on my leg the size of my hand, and needed outpatient surgery and several weeks of daily follow-up visits.