Marmaduke by Brad Anderson for June 18, 2021

The vet should check his “tablet” for con"fur"mation.

If in doubt, just put one under in your mouth and spit it out when Marmaduke isn’t looking.

What does not choke makes you fat.

You’re not supposed to take medicines that were prescribed for someone else.

Phil did you think this through ?

That is how enemy prisoners sometimes act in war. It happened once in M*A*S*H.

But, Marmaduke is not just someone else, he is the big boy!

Have you tried hiding it in his food or other sneaky methods, Phil?

Sleight of hand, Phil. It’s not that hard to fool a dog.

Use a straw like a blow gun. Place pill in straw ready inhale. Whoops.

Just put it in his favorite foods. You ought to know his favorite foods by now.

I’m not sure what the de-wormer will do to a person, but I don’t want to find out.

It’s not worth it, Phil.

Use a pill pocket. He won’t know.