Next Door Neighbors by Pat Sandy for June 11, 2021

A COLLEGE student got this call! Told her they wanted $6,900 in gift cards. Somehow she paid it!!! So $6,900 was added on top of the waste of money for her education.

Again? Send the cops, I need the vacation! (Pat, feel free to use if so inclined!)

SPAM in a can GOOD, on a phone not so.

Oh boy. I look forward to being thrown in jail again. My significant other just can odo as good a cavity search as the officers at the jail. Will they strip search me in public again? That was my favourite part of being arrested last time. What do they do with those videos anyways?

I got one of those calls. Told the caller that an I.R.S. field office was just down the street from me and that I’d go right down and take care of it. He hung up…..

My boyfriend came up with an unusual way of answering those calls…If there’s a call coming in that he doesn’t recognize, he’ll answer the phone with “Flander County Prison, how may I help you?” (Of course, no such place exists…)

So much for education?

I’m always amazed at how many foreigners are employed by the IRS…

I get that call at least once or twice a week between the calls telling me I need to update my car warranty.