Monty by Jim Meddick for June 29, 2021

These kinds of fireworks sound like the kind of think covered by the second amendment.

Monty would rather his loins were galvanized by the swimsuit issue.

It’s not all guts and glory son. Sometimes it’s just guts. Now go out there and launch this sucker holding it with your knees. I’ll be over here with the video camera.

Sorry we’re out of 8 inch Naval Guns at this time ! (LOL )

Oh,lowd Terry, back up!

When he says “galvanize”, is he suggesting that the burning metals ride the aforementioned shock wave to his loins and cause a chemical reaction? Is he gonna be a low-rent Wolverine?

Reminds me of the time friends went to the beach to shoot off rockets. The sand was not good enough to keep them pointing up when they lit off. They wound up going sideways chasing people on the beach, LOL!! I’m glad I wasn’t there.

I wonder what happens to property and casualty rates in July in the US…

NO MONTY! It’s a TRAP. He is really ATF undercover.RUUUNNNN!!

Oooo, I love it when someone galvanizes my loins…

Seriously, who wants zinc-impregnated loins?

I’m guessing they don’t have a “kiddie” section?

He feels better now….

The nonmetallic galvanize definition is – to subject to the action of an electric current especially for the purpose of stimulating physiologically. … My wife sez if my loins get galvanized, I should resign myself to a conjugal dry spell…

I have enough problems with my liver already. No need to compress. As for my spleen and loins…

fireworks are about pyrotechnic display, the colors of the explosion are the point, not the volume of it. If you give me a rocket telling me it’ll be loud but can’t tell me about how it’ll look I’ll call it a crappy firework, and that you’re dishonoring Uncle Sam trying to push it on people.

In real life, model rockets use solid-fuel propellants. Those available to kids are legally Department of Transportation Class C Toy Propellants, and can be delivered through U.S. Mail if the package is properly labeled. DOT Class B is a larger, more powerful propellant and you need a special permit for it. It can’t be sent through the mail, but can be delivered by Flying Tiger, which is expensive.

Be sure to join the N.N.D.F. (neighborhood nuclear deterrent force)…

Hurry up, jughead! The 4th is next weekend, and we expect you to blow the pants off the assembled cast!

Or maybe blow your fingers off.

Whichever….