Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for April 10, 2023

"Sh*t"gun wedding.

“Prepare me?”, Helen stammered. “How? By giving me the very same hairdo as yours?! Then, I swear, I REALLY kill myself!”

Eye See……

Their emblem looks almost like the deathly hallows symbol. It just lacks a vertical line in the middle.

The King needs to tap the icon on his jerkin and “Reboot!”

I hope they put a lid on the ape pit for the ceremony. Or maybe the apes regularly get last year’s queen at the end of the ceremony.

I love a wedding.

Tell the wench Suten !

Maybe those slaves will find that well-hidden sausage salami and the wedding will be cancelled!

Helen doesn’t look near as hot as the present queen. He must be trying to get rid of her because of her attitude.

Well at least he ain’t polygamous, eh. For he say replace the earlier queen.

Because everyone wants a spouse who’ll kill you as soon as you’re alone with them. Worked well for Genghis Khan.

“You mean I gotta prepare myself? You’re treating me as a slave. Dangerous. Slaves are known to kill slavers.”

What a blowhard! Stick a pin in Suten and watch him deflate!

So she’ll be a tiRa-placement?