Brevity by Dan Thompson for July 06, 2021

And he wants cash.

Why did Johnny Cash hire a man to make him tie dye shirts?

Just to watch him dye.

Indigo is a kind of blue. You came here to sing the blues.

So what’s the problem?

Whatever you do, don’t call him Sue.

good thing it’s not the cocaine blues…

Let’s face it; that was a long trip for a lame joke. Loved it!

I’ll be when he couldn’t get it to work properly he just hung his head and cried…

No refunds, it’s Cash and carry.

Good one!