Brevity by Dan Thompson for July 07, 2021

Indeed my favorite lettuce. I eat a whole romaine heart just by itself. Good stuff.

I’d like to see hw she swings a guitar.

Salad days.

Later, it’s lettuce alone.

she looks like she wants to give him a peck…

Lettuce not be silly, here.

I would as lief be in Barcelona.

At least they’re not riding a chopper.

I see no resemblance to Gregory Peck and Audrey Hepburn.

Thanks for the memories. I am removing brevity from my daily diet.

Hope they don’t hit an iceberg. That would be a tossed salad.

The Colosseum appears to be on fire.

When in Romaine, do as the Romaines do.Thanks a bunch!

I’ll bet she bought a new sexy salad dressing to put behind her ear.

He didn’t blush when he saw her dressing!

Musical score by collaborators John Kale and J.J. Kale.

You all realize that if you give a “like” to this sort of Tom-foolery it will only encourage him to do more puns, right? :-)

“I’ve never been alone with a romaine before, even with my dressing on. With my dressing off, it’s most un-flavorful.”

Gregory Pepper and Audrey Hempburn!