Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 14, 2021

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    Imagine  over 3 years ago

    If you hadn’t been so stingy and had spent the money for an urn you wouldn’t have that problem with Grandma.

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    Mediatech  over 3 years ago

    All we are is dust in the wind.

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    BigDaveGlass  over 3 years ago

    “We are all made of stars” ~ Moby

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    littlejohn Premium Member over 3 years ago

    But what if they crystalize? Could they have been people who think clearly. And that everyone else is just a dusty afterthought?

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    Sanspareil  over 3 years ago

    Looks like the King got there dust in time!

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    MayCauseBurns  over 3 years ago

    I’ll leave more of a smudge.

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    Jeddo  over 3 years ago

    It follows, then, that the blonde was dead but has returned to dust the furniture (I hope that’s no coffin).

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    Goat from PBS  over 3 years ago

    I don’t think the king fully comprehends.

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member over 3 years ago

    ♫♪

    We are stardust

    We are golden

    And we’ve got to get ourselves

    Back to the garden

    ♪♫

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    Prey  over 3 years ago

    AAArrrgggghhhh, my house is full of dead people!

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Yeah. I always wondered about the “ashes” in the “ashes to ashes and dust to dust”.

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    SFpagan  over 3 years ago

    actually you’re slowly becoming dust while living by shedding dander according to the analysis of dust in peoples homes

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    snowedin, now known as Missy's mom  over 3 years ago

    Yeah, damn it!

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    sobrown51  over 3 years ago

    She’s just tickling grandma with a few feathers…

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    Jayalexander  over 3 years ago

    Major problem. I looked under the bed and I can’t tell is someone is coming or going.

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    dv1093  over 3 years ago

    Is that a coffin she’s dusting??

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    rwg1957rwg  over 3 years ago

    I must have at least 3 generations of relatives living in my apartment.

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    Ed Brault Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I didn’t think the Fink was that sentimental!

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  over 3 years ago

    Actually we come from carbon dust.

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    WentHulk  over 3 years ago

    lol

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    WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago

    You don’t even want to look in the fireplace!

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    hagarthehorrible  over 3 years ago

    Good to know the fink loves his grandmother.

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