The Buckets by Greg Cravens for August 15, 2021

Try not to get the attention of movie sandworms or the sandworms of Dune.

Birds hunted airworms to extinction a long time ago

I’m afraid you’re going to have to visit those other planets to find them.

There are dogworms and peopleworms and bookworms. But they are in other habitats than dirt.

Than it would be an invasive species.

Be very concerned if they find hammerhead worms. They are an invasive species that eat the earthworms.

Strange, but I’ve been tilling our gardens and digging up early potatoes and haven’t seen any. When I went fishing back east we could always find some with a quick dig, not out here.

I just hope they don’t find any of the worms from “Tremors.”

As long as you’re not looking for earworms.

Reminds me of my youth. Dad would instruct us to go dig up earthworms, then we’d go fishin’.

Maybe worms from Uranus?

When I was a kid I kept finding rubber fishing lures where a creek ran through a culvert. They looked like space worms.