Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for July 28, 2021

“We didn’t exactly need you for that.”

Did I call it yesterday or what? With a tip of the hat to Janet Evanovich, let’s call this guy Albert Kloughn as he seems to be about as competent a lawyer as Stephanie Plum’s brother in law.

Aha. Now I is sure this Goldilocks Guy is trying to frame her.

Time to get a new lawyer.

I’ll bet that ambulance chasing is too much work for him to handle. I have a better strategy: frame the lawyer.

Of course after they pay his fee!!!

Much more competent lawyer than the last one I hired. I asked her what we should do with regards to the charges and she told me to do whatever I thought was best.

I think she should escape to the Los Angeles underground and start crusading as “The S Team”.

You might also try the Phryne gambit.

Is this YoYo a private attorney, or, the Starlight Public Defender? To me, his recommendation sounds like what a (stereotypical?) PD would say.

When the chips are down, Chip brings them even lower.

Looks like he’s downed a few pancakes in his time with extra sugary syrup.

Chip is obviously the murderer

KA-LOUSY LAWYER!

What a crummy plan. Hopefully, Rip will find the real murderer.

So reassuring…

Must’ve found him at lawyers-r-us.

As long as her judge is male, with her knockers the LAST place the judge would want to put her is in jail! grin

So he’s every public defender in the country