F Minus by Tony Carrillo for August 22, 2021

Will you be sending “Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!” as a broadcast email?

Q: How do you get down from a plane?

A: You don’t get down from a plane, you get down from a goose

It tends to drop out a bit.

But of course in Alabama the tusk a’ loosa

Be sure to look at the ground after each email to see if you need to open the chute.

And I need to get my helmet, this soup bowl looks rediculous on my head !

Not enough time…..

Remember the story about a man who was to photograph a group of parachutists who were going to perform some tricks on the way down. He carefully prepared his camera equipment and then they all jumped. Unfortunately he had forgotten his parachute.

I went skydiving once. The 3000 ft. descent took 4 minutes. I never felt more alive.

Is there a “splat” emoji?

The signal gets better the closer you get to the ground.