Betty by Gary Delainey and Gerry Rasmussen for July 31, 2021

I think it’s crazy to wait till you go to bed for the night to lock your car doors!

I had a key fob go bad in the middle of the night. I thought the neighbor was ignoring their car alarm only to discover it was MY car!

My car locks with one tap.

My car locks with a simple one turn of the key!

We Europeans use two-stroke-engines in push-lawn-mowers and bad skill at barbecueing to annoy our neighbors at the weirdest of daytimes.

Here’s a handy tip for US citizens! If you visit England, tell people you’re Canadian. They’ll apologise, even if they haven’t been rude to you yet.

no matter where you go there will always be someone who will annoy you.

We have horrible barbeque skills. Can’t even spell it right. But when we activate our key fob our car only flashes its lights.

The bells in every European church ring every fifteen minutes.

Having been and lived there I can attest … they most certainly do.

My BMW beeps with two presses of the lock button. Not the horn though – it sounds like a microwave beep, but louder