Funny … sounds like something I’d say to my wife.Judging her reaction to my jokes: an eye roll is good, a smile is better, an out right laugh is like grabbing the brass ring. VICTORY!!
“Pop, I, uh… couldn’t find any fruit. I think there’s a ban an a blockade. I tried to palm a granite textured melon but I dropped it. I think you should handle the honeydew list items yourself.”
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(I am aware he’s Skyler’s Uncle, but “pine-uncles” was really stretching it too far).
dadthedawg Premium Member over 3 years ago
Maybe the fruit was searchless…..
eastern.woods.metal over 3 years ago
But he did find the chips, dip and pop
David Jones Premium Member over 3 years ago
Ouch!
fuzzbucket Premium Member over 3 years ago
So was mine. I was looking for a laugh.
e.groves over 3 years ago
That’s a good one.
jnacombs over 3 years ago
ba-dump-ding!
rshive over 3 years ago
Can be very fruitless in a hardware store.
Linguist over 3 years ago
At his very core, Skyler didn’t find fruit a peeling. ( I’m going to my room, now…)
Nuke Road Warrior over 3 years ago
Amazon doesn’t deliver fresh fruit to treetops.
tom494 over 3 years ago
Funny … sounds like something I’d say to my wife.Judging her reaction to my jokes: an eye roll is good, a smile is better, an out right laugh is like grabbing the brass ring. VICTORY!!
kathleenhicks62 over 3 years ago
Skyler you are such a wit (1/2 wit).
gopher gofer over 3 years ago
maybe he was stalking the celery instead…
P51Strega over 3 years ago
“Pop, I, uh… couldn’t find any fruit. I think there’s a ban an a blockade. I tried to palm a granite textured melon but I dropped it. I think you should handle the honeydew list items yourself.”
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(I am aware he’s Skyler’s Uncle, but “pine-uncles” was really stretching it too far).
christelisbetty over 3 years ago
Doesn’t Tree Tops have any pick-your-own apple trees ?