Monty by Jim Meddick for August 11, 2021

You know, Gilligan, if something bad were to happen to the runt there would be plenty of room.

His hat suddenly bleached white in panel 4.

How convenient. Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock. Sloth tops half naked man with obvious unhygienic habits. You know those folks who say it’s a Win Win. Sod them.

Let’s see. Tropical island with big house and lawn to enjoy, or come back to deal with wildfires and COVID madness. So hard to choose!

I really hate that little spoiled brat.

Take Gilligan, leave the brat.

That was a quick recovery from the monkey melee.

Can I whack Sedgwick upside the head with my Skipper’s cap?

But now that we’re leaving, we’re going to need you to enter this code every 108 minutes and press “execute” to keep the world from ending.

“But we can take a message back to the Professor for you. He’s living in Burbank now.”

The flutist in Jethro Tull?

You mean that soon this will be … gasp … Gilligan’s Island?

Very in keeping with Gilligan’s Island – always a reason even the best rescue plan wouldn’t work(mostly Gilligan, himself) – don’t recall the “no room because of the tree sloth” episode, tho’

How quickly can you make a sloth costume, Gilligan? :)

No problem-o, Captain Shortstuff! This will once again be all mine! Yes, Gilligan’s Island!