Funny, but kinda hits home. My wife died in March and I was caring for MIL and she collapsed last Sunday and I called 911. They came and took care of her and asked about her legal papers, I said I had them as I was the one she wanted to handle things. They said they would just transport her to the Hospital and after I got there and they did what they did to treat her, the Doctor came out and said she was unable to breathe without assistance and I handed him her papers and he said that she has a DNR and if I wanted they would stop all treatment and I said that is why she had the papers drawn up so that the decision was already made. She died soon after they removed all assistance. And that is why I had my paperwork updated after my wife died to make sure my wishes are followed.
marilynnbyerly about 3 years ago
Nothing remotely suspicious about that.
Ratkin Premium Member about 3 years ago
“Okay, omelet you take ’em then.”
Superfrog about 3 years ago
I didn’t even know he played the organ.
wiatr about 3 years ago
“You must be yolking!”
Zykoic about 3 years ago
Imagine the Grand Slam now!
pcolli about 3 years ago
Breakfast time….
iggyman about 3 years ago
That will be some omelette !
The Reader Premium Member about 3 years ago
Looks like he’s sunny side up!
Herd of Turtles about 3 years ago
The meat wagon has arrived.
MayCauseBurns about 3 years ago
Nowhere in the rhyme does it mention Humpty Dumpty is an egg.
Jeffin Premium Member about 3 years ago
This will not go over easy.
joegeethree about 3 years ago
Mmmm, pancakes!
Zebrastripes about 3 years ago
Looks to me like a scrambled mess….
uniquename about 3 years ago
Mr. Dumpty’s lawyers are Denny, Cheetum, and Howe.
monkeyhead about 3 years ago
For breakfast, Humpty Dumpty, with a side of Mr Potato, and Miss Muffett’s curd and whey.
Doug K about 3 years ago
He scrambled to get over there fast. He had to hurry – the eggs must be fresh.
philwinn about 3 years ago
Love the horse collaborating with the King’s Men on how to put Humpty together again!!
John9 about 3 years ago
Funny, but kinda hits home. My wife died in March and I was caring for MIL and she collapsed last Sunday and I called 911. They came and took care of her and asked about her legal papers, I said I had them as I was the one she wanted to handle things. They said they would just transport her to the Hospital and after I got there and they did what they did to treat her, the Doctor came out and said she was unable to breathe without assistance and I handed him her papers and he said that she has a DNR and if I wanted they would stop all treatment and I said that is why she had the papers drawn up so that the decision was already made. She died soon after they removed all assistance. And that is why I had my paperwork updated after my wife died to make sure my wishes are followed.
mourdac Premium Member about 3 years ago
His last wish was to be fried sunnyside up.
Gameguy49 Premium Member about 3 years ago
Denny’s provides a lawyer service?
Lablubber about 3 years ago
Then it’s all over easy.
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member about 3 years ago
Very clever and original
paranormal about 3 years ago
Denny’s Funeral Services…
Plods with ...™ about 3 years ago
Now I know why I can’t get in and out of Lenny’s in less than 90 minutes. They have to scrape up the road kill.
stamps about 3 years ago
In Texas, he’d be arrested for terminating a pregnancy.
zeexenon about 3 years ago
Well, I just lost my appetite for Denny’s.
the lost wizard about 3 years ago
That’s horses**t.
Spiffy about 3 years ago
Humpty would still be with us if the king’s men hadn’t let the horses go first.
gmu328 about 3 years ago
another reason not to eat at denny’s