Case “clothesed”.
The shorts make it easier for the probe.
He looks fine dresses the way he is. He’s even wearing his fanny pack.
Socks with sandals? really?
The man has no sense of style whatsoever. He looks like spare parts. Why would aliens be interested in him?
After her pronouncement, Jim started feeling better about his abduction.
He’ll feel right at home, since she is always asking him probing questions.
“Sorry. If only I had known they were coming.”
“Maybe I can get something at their gift shop.”
They just tear off the clothes anyways.
It makes it easier for them to use their probe!
If these aliens will learn to give notice of their visits, we will dress properly with a suit and a tie and a bunch of bananas round the hips
Harriet, you’re the one who bought the clothes..
Hopefully he listened to his mother and has on clean underwear…
“I didn’t exactly know this was going to happen, Midge.”
If he had known they were calling, he would have worn a suit of armor.
I hope that he has a towel in that fanny pack.
What? From what I’ve seen of the gray/green aliens, they’re zipping around naked.
SHAKEDOWNVILLE over 3 years ago
Case “clothesed”.
Ratkin Premium Member over 3 years ago
The shorts make it easier for the probe.
allen@home over 3 years ago
He looks fine dresses the way he is. He’s even wearing his fanny pack.
Yakety Sax over 3 years ago
Socks with sandals? really?
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 3 years ago
The man has no sense of style whatsoever. He looks like spare parts. Why would aliens be interested in him?
Pharmakeus Ubik over 3 years ago
After her pronouncement, Jim started feeling better about his abduction.
The Reader Premium Member over 3 years ago
He’ll feel right at home, since she is always asking him probing questions.
Doug K over 3 years ago
“Sorry. If only I had known they were coming.”
“Maybe I can get something at their gift shop.”
jr1234 over 3 years ago
They just tear off the clothes anyways.
Stocky One over 3 years ago
It makes it easier for them to use their probe!
in-dubio-pro-rainbow over 3 years ago
If these aliens will learn to give notice of their visits, we will dress properly with a suit and a tie and a bunch of bananas round the hips
Zebrastripes over 3 years ago
Harriet, you’re the one who bought the clothes..
WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago
Hopefully he listened to his mother and has on clean underwear…
Stephen Gilberg over 3 years ago
“I didn’t exactly know this was going to happen, Midge.”
cuzinron47 over 3 years ago
If he had known they were calling, he would have worn a suit of armor.
julie.mason1 Premium Member over 3 years ago
I hope that he has a towel in that fanny pack.
christelisbetty over 3 years ago
What? From what I’ve seen of the gray/green aliens, they’re zipping around naked.