Frank and Ernest by Thaves for August 23, 2021

See. I’m not hiding any assets.

Now, give me a loan.

I’d give you the shirt off my back … if only I had one.

I’m sure that the loan officer wants to leave him alone.

Well when you got to apply for a loan, Being Ernest is the best attanude for it

I always thought the song by the group Heart would be great for a financial institution; How can I Get You Alone (a loan)?

Need to get that chair either deeped cleaned or reupholstered.

He’s found himself exposed, financially.

NOW I see why Frank and Ernest are usually drawn without legs and feet. . .as Edith Head famously proclaimed, “If it’s ugly, cover it up!”

He needs a loan QUICK!

He couldn’t pull himself up by his bootstraps.

I really don’t want to be there when he stands up (or even uncrosses his legs).

Adam and the Lending Tree of Knowledge

1) “How are you fixed for barrels?”

2) “I think I may have forgotten something this morning…” Ѡ

3) “Easy-peasy, oh, so breezy…” (From “The Big Bang Theory”)

The naked truth.

No collateral I see…..

Won’t get it. You can only get a loan if you can prove you don’t need it. …or if you’re “known” to be filthy rich, even if you aren’t.

Hey, can you cover me?

I REALLY don’t want to see the part of the conversation associated with collateral.

Frank wants quite a lot so that he can buy a lot. How much will they allot him considering that he came in all alone for a loan? How much debt can Frank bear by himself – he barely has anything as it is.

one Ziggy is enough

I’m guessing the loan officer will stamp the loan application REJECTED! when he gets to the part that asks about collateral. If you were this guy, how would you answer the question, “What do you have to cover the loan?”