Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for December 24, 2021
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December 27, 2021
Transcript:
restaurant closing the following establishments have been closed for health code violations. gobsmasker english cuisine scrod & leeks aghy crimp boiled uggins gobsmacker - food preparation surfaces show evidence of contamination by english cuisine. mama medea's family restaurant mama medea's - several questionable items (macaroni & cheese & tacks) listed on children's menu. bump 'n' grind cofee house live nude dancing girls girls girls hot hot hot bump 'n' grind - numerous embarassing injuries caused by combination of hot beverages & lap dancing. le petomaine's firday is big blowout night! all bean chili lepetomaine's - closed for inadequate soundproofing, poor ventilation & broken chairs.
Cpeckbourlioux almost 3 years ago
These were all great. I take it that he wasn’t a haggis fan. And, Mama Medea’s reminds me of Shel Silverstein; “Do I like children? Yes I do. Boiled, broiled, or in a stew.”
Dual almost 3 years ago
Scrod & leeks would actually be delicious
ChessPirate almost 3 years ago
“P. J. Piehole’s; Wall-Mounted Creatures lurking over the heads of small children…”
Mayor Snorkum almost 3 years ago
“Le Petomaine”s" A genius touch! Multiple yuks!
gbars70 almost 3 years ago
I sincerely hope that “Bump ‘n’ Grind” and “Lepetomaine’s” never consider a merge!
smorbie the great and beautiful almost 3 years ago
Hey! PJ Piehole escaped the list this time. Merry Christmas!
Sisyphos almost 3 years ago
What a culinary disaster, losing these Fine Establishments to the Health Police!