Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for January 11, 2023
January 09, 2023
January 13, 2023
Transcript:
fair warning - a county fair is opening near you. be alert! see alive the giant homunculus over six feet tall! guess your body fat worst sideshow - prince william co. fair. most desiccated pie - arlington co. fair. tiny irritable sweater dogs worst animal barn - montgomery co. fair. extreme whack-a-mole worst game of skill - anne arundel co. fair. hummel figurines in brine most inexplicable canned good - howard co. fair tony williams's handwriting analysis the future revealed! tony: sign here and here and here. worst booth - d.c. county fair.
Wlly Blly over 1 year ago
“Hummel figurines in brine.” The man was a certified genius. :-)
fritzoid Premium Member over 1 year ago
“Extreme Whack-A-Mole” looks hella fun, but exhausting.
Sisyphos over 1 year ago
Can we switch thing slightly around and have a “Whack a Sweater Dog” game booth?
SpammersAreScum over 1 year ago
“Tony Williams’s Handwriting Analysis”. That joke, sadly, will be missed by most of today’s readers. He wanted to run for DC mayor (again) and needed to collect enough signatures to get on the ballot. But many of the signatures he got were deemed suspect.