Free Range by Bill Whitehead for August 27, 2021

This is a “slow” joke.

Sloth jokes: One of the seven deadly sins of cartoonists.

I hope no one needs to leave, it will take him 20 minutes just to get through the doorway.

I’ve heard they’re not to be messed with. They can move fast when they feel threatened and have a nasty (germ-laden) bite.

I wonder if the bullets move slow like the Matrix?

Would you rather be a two-toed sloth or a three-toed sloth?

No doubt it depends on where you live, or how you silently show your disapproval.

and that, only if there is paper and pencil laid out for him at the ready

Well pardner, I guess we have time for one more drink for the road….

So that’s where the DMV employees hang out after work…

They call him by Eric Clapton old nick name, Slow Hand.

I love sloths. ♥

“The Far Side” had a man lose a showdown to a sloth.