Brevity by Dan Thompson for September 17, 2021

Somehow Charlie Brown is involved here.

Zounds!

Wilford Brimley:

“Quaker Oats, It’s the right thing to do”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVIewv1K3CA

I think “gadzooks” would have gotten a Quaker banished.

Lol! So That’s where the famous line came from…

jeez louise…

“Scratch thy hindquarters!”

“I swear on my Life (cereal)!”

If something doesn’t go right (especially if it hurts), you might …

… say “Oh, Quisp!” while snapping your fingers.

The Cap’n: “I promise my cereal will remain crunchy.”

Are the Quakers rehearsing Shakespeare?

I am shocked that the PC police haven’t ruined that iconic logo yet.

you could try Jehova’s Witness Oatmeal, but it will annoy you on Saturday mornings

Ods Bodkins?