B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for October 12, 2021

Going to need a big umbrella.

Those critters could fly really good, but they also carried a bigger slap when they landed.

“Today’s weather is sunny, with a 50% chance of Pterodactyls…”.

We’re having strong wind right now!

You haven’t lived until you’ve been slapped by a Pteranodon.

You never saw THAT on Jurassic Park

“This is Peter – reporting from the landing site of our local flying reptile.”

Which end of that thing is the front?

It has to be said now and then; humans and dinosaurs did not co-exist.

He did not psee that pcomming

As one waitress once told me while I was stationed in Clovis, “Most of New Mexico blew into Texas years ago.”

It looks like someone got slapped upside the head…and upper body!

This is why we have wind- ow’s

Excuse meeeeee

Strong gusts indeed.

I wonder if they made “Gaw, gaw” sounds when flying

Bird Strike?

We have a chance of rain tomorrow. But the weather forecast didn’t mention Pterodactyls…

Anybody got some salt and seasonings?…….

Looks like wind speed wasn’t as important as direction.

There’s always a 50% chance of anything. It will either happen or it won’t.

Wow, blew it the whole way from a different epoch

Someone decided to use the bat way of flying with wings made up of long fingers over just one finger between the stretched skin when they designed it. Having that chlorophyll green color too.

This begs a question… is there anyone alive, who can say, without a single doubt, that there were no dinosaurs of any kind, in that period, and prove it? As far as I know, nobody on the Earth now, was around then, so, I keep an open mind. :)