Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for October 12, 2021

“You scared the egg out of me!”

And very, very funny!

I don’t know, a little seasoned breading might improve the taste.

I mean, no more tasteless than all the demons and monsters and (I know, I’m being redundant here) clowns that humans dress up as.

clever

“He’s coming to get you, Barbara.”

So, can I nibble on your thigh?

I tried the KFC chicken sandwich a few weeks ago. It was so bad that after only one bite I returned to KFC and asked for my money back!

Wait until they see her buffalo wings costume!

Stuff it.

As far as Catherine was concerned, she didn’t give a cluck.

Actually, it’s brilliant.

i love KFC! i go every week.the grilled chicken is delicious.

Kentucky Fried Colonel

Up in Penticton, BC years ago, there was a local fellow I knew who was a dead ringer for the Colonel. He even dressed like him most of the time. On some occasions when the local KFC had a promotion going on, he would go sit in the restaurant and they’d give him a free meal.

Taste-less? More like “Taste more please.” and Taste-y and Taste-full

She should have known better than to go out in public wearing Colonel-face.

i would love to see someone wearing that while trick or treating or enter a costume contest.

Which is better?

Of course it’s tasteless, most funny things are!

or

It’s not tasteless, it’s finger lickin’ good!

I couldn’t choose so I posted both.

She’s feeling a bit fried after a long work week. But the punch has been spiked, so they’ll all be stewed by the end of the night.

It’s Chickenman. He’s everywhere. He’s everywhere.

could have been a chic filet cow, I see burger king is already there

A horrible reminder of the beginnings of Slaughter House….

In ancient Egypt, they believed that a person was made of five parts – the ka, the ba, the body, the shadow and the name. The ka was the life force (the double aspect — the living and dead person) and the ba was the character or personality – all that makes the person unique. Together the ba and ka represent what we commonly call the soul. Because they also believed that birds could fly between worlds (the life and the afterlife), they represented the ba as a bird with a person’s head.

Original recipe!

Chicken Witches Be…Delicious!

Not feeling very eggstatic.

But how do you know that, chicken? When did you eats at KFC?

Forget the Colonel, Batchicken?

Once you see the Colonel’s necktie as a little stick-man body, you can’t unsee it!

But finger-lickin’ funny

Should a gone as Popeye

There’s a Colonel of truth to the charge.

Is she referring to the mask or the product?

Dressing up as a Tyson or Perdue would have been better?

She’d taste better with 11 different herbs and spices added to her batter.

Perhaps it was caused by those 11 secret herbs and spices………………

The colonel doesn’t want a chicken with good taste ….

No, wait, that is charlie and tuna.

I’ll take two breasts!