Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for October 12, 2021

Beer headache?

No kidding, Andy.

@Number Three Today’s strip IS funny but a repeat , our HERO Mr Andrew Capp’s Flo is lethal with darts , not that Andy is much better :o) My avatar is a picture of a kitten hiding in plain sight because it is the same colour as the pooch , which is something is sometimes I do looking for my spectales while wearing them, how was your day? ours should be slightly busy but we will cope I hope we are both in a good mood , no errands to run or shopping to do just stay in the house because of the rain and keep hydrated, keep safe and thanks for caring young Lady

I think that fellow got the point!

I threw a dart, from where I sat, and it landed, in that Bloke’s hat.

It’s lucky that dude is wearing a bowler hat.

Can you imagine BOTH Capps roaring drunk and singing in the streets??

Next week, we work on “distance”.

That is some hat, Harry.

TV show Night Court

One at a time, Flo.

Flo’s almost as good as Ringo…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjd2M_UER8Y

Hat trick.

“Thock!” “Doff!” either we’ve fallen into BC or the Hartlepool version “Batman”. ;-)

I guess that she’s ahead.

first thing they need to do is to move that guy from her line of fire.

Flo should take lessons from Inspector Kemp (Young Frankenstein) on getting a good grouping.

It’s all in the follow-through, Flo.

Why would a table be next to the dart lane?

Baby steps, Flo. Baby steps.

Drunks with sharp objects…

I used to be an avid darts player and even had a practice board at home. I quit playing when the bars and pubs started installing electronic dart boards and using those crappy plastic darts.

I guess that jerk was just too scared to move.

So this is why people wear hard hats when Flo’s at the dart board.

My friend and I sat at a table along the wall and after getting beer noticed there was a dart board between us. I asked the waitress what do you do when they play darts and she said, “Honey, I’d get up and move if I were you.”

Looks like one of those Native American feather headbands.

xxx

@Afficionado

Hey, Affie.

My Dad was watching a video last night of a cat and dog who were best friends on YouTube. They played together, ate together (I think) and slept together as well. Basically they were inseperable.

I went out for some fresh air today because I’ve been feeling rather down lately and I only hope it’s something simple like lack of fresh air. My friend from school has been there for me all day and all night via text because I was in a pretty bad way. He is going to a house party tonight. I decided not to text him today whether I’m feeling better or not because he has already been there for me so much and I want him to enjoy himself. It’s not fair to keep burdening him with my problems.

Stay safe, stay well and stay happy, pal.

Good thing those aren’t lawn darts.