The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for October 23, 2021

You could use a nose hair trim, “Painless” Peter.

Dang mirror!

Now that’s funny…

What if a vampire needed dentures?

At least he doesn’t need braces, but what are these red stains?

“If you were looking for a uvula I had it bronzed.”

His mouth is a bloody mess I would think!

Careful, doc. He bites.

Do vampires really reflect up?

No blood, of course.

The dentist needs to see an optometrist.

Turn him upside-down and have a look. It’s a natural position for him anyhow.

I quit hanging with vampires. Got tired of being stuck for the drinks.

Funny!

or had buck fangs?

I wonder what he was like when he was teething?

Gold star (again) for funniest cartoon of the day! kudos!

With all the vampire themes around here lately, I want to go looking for a vampire movie on Netflix or Amazon.

But looking directly, I see that a couple of those fa…, ah, teeth, look hollow!

Take some x-rays…Do vampires show up on x-rays ?