Free Range by Bill Whitehead for October 19, 2021

“Heaven” help him.

Birth control.

He got it, uh, her, up.

That bride better be Rapunzel.

Stairway to heaven – bit too long

Good grief!

Should have used a Range Rover.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGLy96472hQ

He wanted privacy

You only needed to carry her over the threshold, not all the way up the steps…

The elevator door is around the back, Harold.

I’d have been worn out just walking up there without carrying someone.

Not only is Harold tired but he’s pretty sore from the carrying a heavy load and doing weightlifting. And also from climbing up to the Honeymoon Haven.

Too many steps….I’m too old for this crap! LOL

It was enough to bring her to tiers.

I wonder if it has a basement?

Watkins Glen? (The state park, not the racetrack.)

Now we’ll probably hear Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

I’m guessing the MIL picked out this place.

Next time (if he survives) our hero should read the guide book more carefully. The ancient ritual is carrying the new bride across the threshold, not all the way from the church (or parking lot).