Reality Check by Dave Whamond for November 03, 2021

Trying to fold a fitted sheet is enough to drive you to drinking.

My dryer takes care of folding. Fitted sheets just become a lump of sheet.

Best way to not get asked to do it again!

I always get the drink after I fold the sheet.

BTW, tomorrow is bed changing day and I do the laundry. I get to have a drink tomorrow.

To fold a fitted sheet, you need to be 3 sheets to the wind.

Which did he start first – drinking or trying to fold the fitted sheet?

From the dryer back to the bed. No folding required.

Even Ralph is speechless…

I lay it on the bed and try to square it off….then fold! LOL!

Try putting the drink down while you fold.

Not impossible at all.. it’s a time management issue, first you drink.. then you fold and if the results are not satisfactory.. repeat step one till it is. I never need to go past 4 drinks but your results may be different.

i worked in a motel one summer and learned how easy it really is. the wife still looks at me when i do it and smiles, cause she’s got me trained to do it. Today is our 26th anniversary!!

I have no problem folding fitted sheets, BUT I do need 2 hands – everytime.

One of life’s little mysteries.

Follow this link, and I promise you’ll never EVER AGAIN have a problem with folding fitted sheets:

https://youtu.be/sHw1LDZ9oeg

What? I logically concluded they were one use then cut for rags.

The male DNA precludes the correct folding of a fitted sheet. After repeated unsuccessful attempts, it will inevitably end up as just a clump of linen so either entrust it to a female or else just roll it into a clump to begin with and enjoy your drink.

Never went to drinking,just said the hell with it and gave it to my wife.

To easily store your bed linens, including fitted sheets = take one pillowcase, stuff other pillowcases and sheets inside, jam into storage space. Done! Now have that drink.

Excuse me, genius, there are actually a number of things that are difficult to do without spilling your drink.

As for folding fitted sheets, it isn’t that difficult if you keep your expectations reasonable — don’t expect it to look like it does when you first take it out of the factory packaging.

My housekeeper does it for me!

Huh?

The question should be why is it impossible to fold a fitted sheet. Drinking not required!

Why fold a fitted sheet in the first place????