Monty by Jim Meddick for November 21, 2021

Get a chance to know a turkey, eh? No thanks, I already know too many.

Where did I leave my axe?

Never MEET your food before you EAT your food.

Thus the reason we eat that part in the dark and cook the rest of it in the oven. If we judged all wrinkly red things with prejudice nothing would ever happen.

If the Catholic Church won’t give up the Eucharist how can you expect us to give up turkey?

Waddle

Mmmm…fresh Tommy

That’s a wild turkey, farm turkeys are white.

We have the wild guys running through the yard.

A parrot is less related to a turkey than a human is to a gibbon. Also Moondog isn’t killing the bird himself so it’s not like he ever had to look it in the eye.

Today’s cartoon brought to you by the makers of “To-furkey”…

I admire Pilsner’s dedication to the cause.

Maybe this is a good year to have ham…

We raised cattle and would often keep a heifer to feed up. I never had a problem eating Elsie or Daisy.

Now do it with your eyes closed……

That is a natural lean turkey. The turkey we eat are albinos, with an oversized breast bone to make it impossible to fly and cannot survive in the wild. No turkeys were served in the first and only Thanksgiving meal.

I kinda get a presentment, as of Tommy’s dinner on Thursday! Deal, Pilsner!