That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for October 28, 2021

My original post back in 2017:

“I thought we would get off by just wearing a letter on our chest.”

Two nude actors pretending to fear a / pair of whips from an earlier era. / As adulterous lovers / (whom no clothing covers), / the film stars Johnny Depp and Shakira.

Well, this is kinky…

“Let him who is without sin cast … hey, knock it off. Ouch! Who is that guy? "

“Don’t pay him any mind. He himself blew one out of twelve.”

Is this a new Olympic sport? Synchronized whipping?

“I have to say it was totally worth it.”

Personally, if I was the guy, I would be less concerned about the whips and more worried about the little dog lining up his attack on the one eyed weasel.

That stern mob of adults must be proud / they had brought all those kids to the crowd. / It’s a show rated “X” / (for the nude scenes and sex), / but there’s no damned blaspheming allowed.

Must be a Devo concert.

This week only! A special “Naked and Afraid/Dancing With The Stars” Crossover Event”

Follow my lead. We’ll do a few waltz steps. No, wait. Hasn’t been invented yet. Do you know “Beer Barrel Polka”?

They’re the hit of the Village Fair !/ They’re this year’s adulterous pair./ They perform in the nude/(both the doll and the dude !)/ and they’re better than Sonny and Cher!

my own feeling is that if adultery is wickedness then so is food. both make me feel so much better afterward.

kurt vonnegut

“You know Pauline, I’ve always wanted to run bare-assed naked with you down the middle of the street……and Paris is so lovely this time of year it just takes my breath away!”

Oh look the circus is in town.

I hate when that happens.

This artist painted some crazy stuff: https://www.jansantiques.com/Lot/jac1661.php

Don’t look Ethel

“Are we having fun yet?”

It’s hard to appear dignified/ when the whips interfere with your stride./ Bein’ naked don’t help/ (not to mention that whelp)/ but in spite of it all, they tried..///Convention the pair had defied/ wed to others- with sex on the side/ let us bear it and grin/ – it’s a trivial sin/- it’s not like they’re Bonnie and Clyde.

Nuthin’ beats a flogging with your honey when you’re jogging in the mor-or-ornin’….

“You come here often?”

Famous Last Words: Let’s do it behind the statue, no one goes back there

I don’t get this one.

" Don’t worry about trying to cover your naughty bit, just concentrate on running like hell! "

Ferris Buller’s great-great grandfather’s “Day Off” Danke Schoen.

“A tisket, a tasket …..”

I love strip dancing I just hate the whips!

This painting is titled The Secret Dreams Of Taliban Leaders

Key West, best place for Key Lime pie.

The new Fox show, When Jesters Attack.

The Adulterers Punishment: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Jules_Ars%C3%A8ne_Garnier_-_Le_supplice_des_adult%C3%A8res.jpg 

has info and links that point to more info about this painting.

 

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image at 

http://thatispriceless.blogspot.com/2017/12/masterpiece-1847.html 

I have added a comment there (awaiting Mr. Melcher’s approval, I removed the earlier one) that points to the artist info I used to point to here. So far, 3 works by this artist, have been used here (4 times total, including this Throwback Thursday repeat). 

https://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2017/12/15?comments=visible 

has the first time this was used here.

The priest had only just completed the wedding when the couple began their honeymoon without leaving.

The guy in the red-stripped tights is jealously looking at the reason for Lothario’s popularity with the ladies.

“No, no, no. It’s ‘you put your right leg out’…that’s what it’s all about!”

“The adultery? Sure, that was swell. / But it wasn’t worth going to Hell. / I’m not turned on by sin; / in fact, I turned us in! / It’s the whipping I crave, can’t you tell?”

“They’re getting away! We’ll have to start whipping each other!”

Fred and Ginger- the very, very early years.

his dress just being taken, the man with the whip wants it back.the girl needs it to have a place to lay down with jockamo

Personally I like the kid picking her nose.

The important thing is, they’re atoning/ for a bit of affectionate “boning”../ hope that crowd will disperse/ ere to some it occurs/ that this really should be a stoning..

Yes, when we are old, you may sit making garlands, and I catching fish. But for now; let us live it up!

The adultery’s blown out of proportion. / This is really a case of extortion. / Charged the clothes on their backs / as a partial “sin-tax,” / they’re accused of abetting abortion.

What I would like to know is why they were having an affair right in the village square.