Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for November 27, 2021

What an adorable little virus factory

Wanna see the assault rifle mom gave me instead? /s.

Santas are socially distanced where I am. The kid doesn’t get within two metres (much to the relief of the littler ones, I think).

Only if you show me yours.

And I want to know if you disinfected that beard.

Don’t be silly, Santa. I’ve heard on cable TV news that children can’t catch Covid. It has to be true, I saw it on the internet. /s

No. My vaccination status is none of your business. It is obvious you are not the real Santa. He would never worry about that. If you are worried about being out and about, you are probably in the wrong line of work. Seeya, Imposter.

A bitter truth

Much to the relief for Santa!

I wish we lived in this rational of a society.

Old folks would say better seen and not heard.

Seriously? You ask for his vax card after he’s seated on your lap?

If Santa was that concerned, maybe that wasn’t the job for him. Ridiculous.

The vax card should be checked at the entrance, not at the goal. Get your elves on the job, Santa!

Better to check the VAX instead of the AM EX

Santa has new rules: Leave the family’s cards out with the milk and cookies this year. No card gets you a lump of coal in your stocking.

Good Idea, it’s the only way we will beat this thing.

and while you’re at it, show him your mask…

Looks like Dr. Fraud (I mean, Fauci) strikes again!