F Minus by Tony Carrillo for November 22, 2021

All you need now is sticky floors……

The only thing they need to add is screaming baby.

They miss flying?

So they bought and installed this thing … and are just now getting around to finding out what it does?

You might want to share this “enhancement” with an unwelcome/unwanted “guest”.

That’s the old model. The new one has random messaging dings.

Funny enough, some theater seats actually have “butt kickers” that vibrate the seat at the same frequency as the house subwoofers.

….and Butt Kicker is an actual brand name.

The deluxe version shoots a sticky substance on your floor

And I love that “new popcorn smell”.

Don’t need that, my dear husband loves to have ongoing conversations with whatever we are watching. Especially the news.

Don’t forget the non-stop whisperers from the McCarter Theater in Princeton,, NJ!

haven’t been to a theater in decades – wonder if nowadays people still crowd in and stand at the back talking from halfway through the movie. that was one reason i decided to give up the theater experience…

I once sat through an endless cycle of wet cough and plastic wrapper at a concert. The person behind me would cough. Then, very slowly (thinking it would be quieter that way), he’d unwrap a lozenge. After a few minutes of silence he’d cough again, and then very slowly unwrap a lozenge…. If only he’d realized that the lozenges weren’t doing any good, he could have at least limited it to wet cough.