Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for December 10, 2021

Just give in to the live Poo Poo!

Would you prefer Céline Dion’s other hits “To Love You More” or “Where Does My Heart Beat Now” instead?

“What a sexy, sexy toupee you have there, Poncho!”

Far, Near, whenever I hear

I believe that the whistle goes on

You say: “Hey! Is that a toupee?”

And you’re here on my head

And your farts will go on and on

Wouldn’t want to be downwind from a whistling Droolia!

Poncho what a pal to Poo Poo you are !

How about Poopoo just gives Droolia what she wants? It will only take a few seconds and she’ll be off his back for months. The pups would be weird though.

Droolia could smell Poo Poo. Poncho better be able to outrun Droolia with another dog on his head!

Gilligan had me in the first panel. Didn’t even need the scond two! :-)

Poo is just a shrinking violet when it comes to Droolia…….

Would the couple’s portmanteau name be Poolia? Droo-Poo?