Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for November 25, 2021

I am weirder than you can imagine, and have been found to be outstanding in my field by several of the woodland creatures from yesterday, who spend part of their time in the previously mentioned field.

Well, isn’t that the cat’s whiskers.

Wish I could fix it, could fix it for you. Is bowling one in which you axcell?(sp.)

I would be envious, but if I had the ambition necessary for that, I would already be attempting to best you in the situation.

Six McMuffin Alignments, Five Golden Tator Tots!, Four squirrel jerky, Three Mocking Frogs, Two Mince Pies, And a Spork hanging from a pear tree.

Sadly, my youth was full of people who thought this way. And now my adulthood is assailed by the same syndrome, courtesy of oligarchs both in and out of Congress. My only recourse is to step back, breathe, and remember that what they are saying reveals nothing about myself and everything about them.

7 yams with sprinkles, Six McMuffin Alignents, ,5 Golden Tater Tot’s, 4 squirrel jerky, 3 Mocking Frogs, 2 Mince Pies, And a Spork hanging from a pear tree……

And yet, I would hazard to guess, that in reality, your mettle ain’t worth the metal of all your self awarded medals.

Neener Neener!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mz0r0Ih7Sn0

you just keep telling yourself that …… then i think it is nap time

…this is why I’m not on Facebook…

…that’s Nota good safe word…

…usually, this is where I make fun of you…

…but Norman is actually this cool…

…he was at Woodstock…

…and smoked one with Jimmi…

…eventhough he was only seven…

…he watched Apollo 11 take off with the Armstrong family…

…Norman hiked the whole Appalachian trail with a girlfriend that liked to hike topless…

…he got punched in the nose by Pete Rose…

…and was a stunt man on a Sean Connery James Bond movie…

…Norm bought some Microsoft stock from a young Bill Gates…

…he owns 15 original Frog Applause cartoons…

…and he still drives his first car…

…a red standard shift 1982 AMC Spirit…

Roland always liked to show off the medals he awarded himself for his successful bowel movements.

Roland’s need for a good clinical psychologist is immediate. And soon he will require a competent chiropractor.

Says the TGI Fridays waiter

Medals were early participation trophies. Societal fops have stagnated in their own conceit.

I told you those covid shots would make you magnetic.

I gotta JUMP in:

Ten Teresas leaping, Nine annoying relatives,Eight Cheesy Bread Winning, Seven yams with sprinkles, Six McMuffin Alignments . . . Five Golden Tater Tots! . . . Four Squirrel Jerky, Three Mocking Frogs, Two Mince Pies, And a Spork Hanging From a Pear Tree.

Wow, a picture of my service medal valet. I must speak to him about making public appearances.

Medals do not make The Man. It takes a real man to justify the medals (which the real man would never wear in such ridiculous profusion).

So I conclude that this just a persnickety little liar who needs to have his cowardly face slapped.

SLAP! SLAP!

In the beginning there was nothing, & nothing was Holy for there was nothing unholy. Then stuff happened.

Metal much?