The remote is a better listener.
“I’ve seen you ogling her double A’s.”
When I’m on my own, I have a romantic dinner with a loaf of bread, a glass of wine and a book. Or usually, something a little more interesting than plain bread. One of the pleasures to offset Spouse’s absence: The damn noise box stays turned OFF.
She’s been acting remote for years, so this wasn’t much of a stretch for Bob.
He knows how to push all the right buttons.
The chances of me finding this comic amusing are very remote.
Well, they do fall asleep together quite often…
Didn’t she know he was a control freak when she married him?
Shouldn’t it be a 3 way with the TV?
He just pushes my buttons and I can’t help myself….
My tv just “told” me my battery was low and time to change it.
There’s a fingering joke in here somewhere …
Better than the movie where the doctor gets caught romancing a sheep.
John Deering and John Newcombe
John Deering
allen@home almost 3 years ago
The remote is a better listener.
Wilde Bill almost 3 years ago
“I’ve seen you ogling her double A’s.”
Concretionist almost 3 years ago
When I’m on my own, I have a romantic dinner with a loaf of bread, a glass of wine and a book. Or usually, something a little more interesting than plain bread. One of the pleasures to offset Spouse’s absence: The damn noise box stays turned OFF.
P51Strega almost 3 years ago
She’s been acting remote for years, so this wasn’t much of a stretch for Bob.
mikeyman almost 3 years ago
He knows how to push all the right buttons.
Gameguy49 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
The chances of me finding this comic amusing are very remote.
WCraft Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Well, they do fall asleep together quite often…
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Didn’t she know he was a control freak when she married him?
Another Take almost 3 years ago
Shouldn’t it be a 3 way with the TV?
raybarb44 almost 3 years ago
He just pushes my buttons and I can’t help myself….
stillfickled Premium Member almost 3 years ago
My tv just “told” me my battery was low and time to change it.
RWill almost 3 years ago
There’s a fingering joke in here somewhere …
spaced man spliff almost 3 years ago
Better than the movie where the doctor gets caught romancing a sheep.