Wee ants can kill some; I owe my life to my GP sadly retired after all my mishaps. The worse being slicing my foot off to hang the American flag. It was reattached by another doctor making jokes at my expense while he put me back correctly. I almost died from the ant bite, though, but was resuscitated, but Florida has got some bugs that’ll felled you real quick.
IT was a wasp that got me on the nose… and my right arm… and my left arm…
My cousins and I were throwing rocks at the wasp nest under the mailbox. Nobody was hitting it, so I picked up a handful of gravel and threw that. I hit it, and paid the price.
A squirrel accidentally bit my cousin on his middle finger when my slightly inebriated relative was trying to feed it a peanut. The bite required a trip to the Emergency Room for a couple of stitches and a rabies shot ( just as a precaution )… Imagine the laughs we had at his expense over that one!
C almost 3 years ago
Supportive wives are great
sirbadger almost 3 years ago
At least he’s not a male fashion model.
Cornelius Noodleman almost 3 years ago
He looks better that way, more rugged.
Johnny Q Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Remember Dudley Moore in 10?
rshive almost 3 years ago
When I was very young, I got stung by a bee at a family reunion. Oh the hurt! Luckily, an aunt put an ice cube on it.
flyertom almost 3 years ago
My grandmother told me a story of, as a little girl in Poland, she was stung IN the nose by a bee. She said her face looked like a broccoli.
jessie d. almost 3 years ago
Wee ants can kill some; I owe my life to my GP sadly retired after all my mishaps. The worse being slicing my foot off to hang the American flag. It was reattached by another doctor making jokes at my expense while he put me back correctly. I almost died from the ant bite, though, but was resuscitated, but Florida has got some bugs that’ll felled you real quick.
Technicholls almost 3 years ago
So does he inject the Epi-pen into his nose?
Kirk Barnes Premium Member almost 3 years ago
IT was a wasp that got me on the nose… and my right arm… and my left arm…
My cousins and I were throwing rocks at the wasp nest under the mailbox. Nobody was hitting it, so I picked up a handful of gravel and threw that. I hit it, and paid the price.
OddGobb almost 3 years ago
From one red nose to another. ( different circumstances though ) https://www.gocomics.com/andycapp/2021/12/22?ct=v&cti=2436543
mindjob almost 3 years ago
Wearing a tie to the doctor’s office proves he’s a class act
Gameguy49 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
This is a day for noses, check out today’s “bacon” comic.
kartis almost 3 years ago
“Out patients” or “out of patience”…. am I right?
WCraft Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Whatever you say, Mrs. Calabash
Erichalfbee almost 3 years ago
Yesh dear, hic!
Linguist almost 3 years ago
A squirrel accidentally bit my cousin on his middle finger when my slightly inebriated relative was trying to feed it a peanut. The bite required a trip to the Emergency Room for a couple of stitches and a rabies shot ( just as a precaution )… Imagine the laughs we had at his expense over that one!
Mediatech almost 3 years ago
If I be waspish, best beware my sting. – Shakespeare
monya_43 almost 3 years ago
Well, she sure is sympathetic…NOT!
billdaviswords almost 3 years ago
“Outpatient” is one word.
paranormal almost 3 years ago
Jimmy Durante!
raybarb44 almost 3 years ago
Bee Hive you say…..
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace almost 3 years ago
She’s chewing him out for letting his nose swell so much.
cuzinron47 almost 3 years ago
What a stinging remark.
sandflea almost 3 years ago
That’s what happened to Jimmy Durante.
paullp Premium Member almost 3 years ago
I’d like to see the “before” picture — what does his nose usually look like?