The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for February 12, 2022

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    Ahuehuete  almost 3 years ago

    It could be worse, the universe could just be the result of cosmic flatulence.

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    Here's Waldo  almost 3 years ago

    Don’t laugh. There are people out there that would actually believe that.

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    ronaldspence  almost 3 years ago

    Excellent! Ask Socrates!

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    Qiset  almost 3 years ago

    Excellent!

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    Jayalexander  almost 3 years ago

    Ex-hale-nt dude. Panama Red.

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    jk123  almost 3 years ago

    seems a little disjointed to me

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    MayCauseBurns  almost 3 years ago

    The universe is laughing behind your back.

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    Doug K  almost 3 years ago

    I’d say they’re in Bill and Ted’s Bogus Matrix

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    gopher gofer  almost 3 years ago

    all we are is dust in the wind, dude…

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    prrdh  almost 3 years ago

    Not to be confused with the Big Dong theory of how the universe…um…came into being.

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    ronmor1  almost 3 years ago

    A variation of the Great Green Arkleseizure, deity worshiped by the Jatravartids of planet Viltvodle VI.

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    mourdac Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    As messed up as things are on Earth, it would make sense.

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    uniquename  almost 3 years ago

    I’d want a hit.

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    mfrasca  almost 3 years ago

    Wake up to find out that you are the eyes of the world.

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    jango  almost 3 years ago

    It appears that speaker-dude has had a years-long case of tbe munchies.

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    Radish...   almost 3 years ago

    Whatever he’s smoking I would like some.

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    Amra Leo  almost 3 years ago

    “Everybody must get stoned”…

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    Radish...   almost 3 years ago

    Vishnu lies in a dream like state on the serpent Adisesha Ananta who is Time, without beginning or end. Ananta floats for all eternity on the waters of the Ksheer Sagar ( the ocean of Cosmic Consciousness).

    When Brahma begins the process of Creation, it is Vishnu who expands into everything and becomes part of everything. Now he is Brahman, the Cosmic Consciousness.

    As if he is seeing a dream, Vishnu watches Brahma create the Universe. By the act of watching his dream, Vishnu sustains the Universe. When Vishnu wakes from his dream one cycle of Creation ends.

    While Vishnu breathes out in his sleep, the universe expands.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Don’t listen to him; he’s just blowing smoke…

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    Darryl Heine  almost 3 years ago

    Where’s Sheldon Cooper when you need him?

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    anomaly  almost 3 years ago

    I’d wonder what cosmos the giant being is part of if he’s not part of ours. And where did that cosmos come from?

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    Jeffrey Padden Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    No doubt a report from the even newer sequel, Bill and Ted’s Exhale-ent Adventure.

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    zeexenon  almost 3 years ago

    Babe, you heard it wrong. Besides, the Being only gave the order that His butler turn on a light.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 3 years ago

    Howard Wolowitz has left the building.

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    the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Bogus!

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    Chris Sherlock  almost 3 years ago

    He’s being a bit blunt.

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    AndrewSharpe  almost 3 years ago

    From a giant being what? Besides a giant, that is.

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    comicalUser  almost 3 years ago

    Keanu Reeves recently stated, contrary to a very popular misconception, Bill & Ted had absolutely nothing to do with drugs — at all.

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