Monty by Jim Meddick for February 12, 2022

“Wait until you see me pull a rabbit out of your a….”

That’s what I call a tell.

Would you or anyone else trust someone who does card tricks to deal the cards if there was money on the line?

" I usually kill people for money, but in this case I’ll do it for free ".

I read a book by a card shark who was good at manipulating cards with decades of practice. He got his start by dealing poker for local hoods. They didn’t trust each other to deal and recruited him at 13. The book was some bio and also tips on gambling. I found it really interesting.

How does Moondog & Monty end up playing cards withthese two? Monty’s next trick should be his disappearing act.

Heck, that’s nothing. With only a bucket and a bag of Qwik-Crete, I can make a man disappear!

Monty can be slow on the uptake sometimes.

Sawing a man in half is the easy part. Putting back together takes an undertaker.

Good work on the different hariyness of Bobby- face,chest, backs of his hands even!

Looks just a wee bit like Monty might be dealing seconds.

Yer sweatin’ all over the deck.

You tell him, Rocco (known as “Bobby”)!

Alert readers will notice that Monty got the message and is back to dealing the poker hands. Score one for Bobby-Rocco! And no blood was shed!

Where is Sunday’s comic?

http://syndication.andrewsmcmeel.com/comics/monty/

Did you hear about the fellow whose entire left side was cut off? He’s all right now.

This is Sunday, Feb. 13. Where’s today’s strip?

Monty! Quit watching football and do something funny for us!!