Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for February 17, 2022

wow

Thought hands weren’t allowed in footie…

One order of ‘Knuckles’ sandwich coming up !

you guys sure it’s… football? (i.e. soccer)

On the rebound….

https://www.mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/cartoons/andy-capp/andy-capp-17th-february-2022-26232592

Wouldn’t it be easier to just ban Capp from playing??

Pfffttt… The daft bloke will be Toast Nethercoat when Mr Capp gets through with him. Dilly! Dilly!

He coats your nethers.

I’d have thought that team would put a keg on the sidelines to distract his attention.

Every hockey team has at least one. Are the footy boys just catching on?

Andy’s seen a lot of “plans” come and go. He’s still around while many many others have faded and decayed away.

Then Knuckles and Andy Capp got sent off a minute after kick off!

He’ll end up having an ale with Capp after the match. Paid for by him, of course, not Capp.

Rather than Knuckles, you could offer Andy a beer right before the game. Maybe several.

Call the ambulance, Mr. Nethercoat is going for a ride.

Nethercoat? Is that British for Hairy Butt?

Always remember, the bigger they are, the harder they fall. I’ll take the speedy, sneaky little guy over the big, slow bruiser, any day!

AHHH , The Dark Arts , When all else fails call in the goon squad or just Vinny Jones !

Better that that?

Andy will use his secret weapon, the sucker punch.

He coats his nethers?

Andy will become scrambled eggs if he dares step out of line. Eek!

xxx

Looks like a typo in the second panel. Don’t see that very often in the strips.

@Afficionado

Hey, Affie.

My internet has finally been fixed and it looks like I might be going back to my volunteering next week after not being able to go since mid December. Whoo hoo! Great news all around.

I agree with your avatar. Humans are far more dangerous than any shark.

I’m having a curry tonight. I like the ones with lots of chicken in it. My favourites are Madras and Vindaloo. But I’ll eat any kind of curry, I’m not fussy.

I’m not sure if you have watched the cartoon “American Dad” but in one episode, Roger the Alien described India as the birthplace of diarrhoea. Very eloquent.

Stay safe, stay well, stay warm and stay happy, pal.

Fight fire with dynamite, eh?

They should spell his name as Knuckles Knethercoat.