Frazz by Jef Mallett for February 23, 2022

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    onespiceybbw  almost 3 years ago

    How can she afford Starbucks on a teacher’s salary?

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    Cactus-Pete  almost 3 years ago

    Once again he starts with a false assumption and so his question can’t be answered.

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    Concretionist  almost 3 years ago

    Many weeks, we buy a bunch of “salad turnips” at the farmers market. About $3. Sometime in the next few days, I process them into a dozen little round turnips for my week’s salads and a double handful of triple-rinsed greens. Takes a bit more than 1/2 an hour. Then I steam the greens and eat ‘em for lunch with some butter and lemon juice. Very satisfying, tasty. But it takes nearly an hour from start to finish… and I eat my bowl of spinach greens in about 3 or 4 minutes. I can buy frozen greens, microwave them hot and serve ’em with butter and lemon, so how can it be worth it to start from scratch? Because, I kind of LIKE working to make a treat for myself (spouse could share if she wished, but says “Keep those nasty things AWAY from me!”). And it IS significantly better than the easy way. The same sort of calculation applies to pretty much everything if you cook for your own consumption, including (I presume) coffee. (I don’t drink it: It smells okay, but the taste is horrrrrrrible… for me.)

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    Doug K  almost 3 years ago

    Life isn’t worth living without coffee. … or …

    Making, thinking about, and drinking coffee is such a waste of time.

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    Ichabod Ferguson  almost 3 years ago

    The same people who complain about those that drink an expensive cup of coffee drive around in $60,000 pickups.

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    Jeffin Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Plenty of time to stand in line at barista-bucks though.

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    Ignatz Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Who said life was too short for instant coffee? Where did that even come from?

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    e.groves  almost 3 years ago

    It takes me about ten minutes to make an eight-cup pot of coffee.

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    cervelo  almost 3 years ago

    I make mine at home with a Keurig using a reusable basket/cup and a decent quality medium grind dark roast. It beats the pants off of McD and Tim Hortons. As for the Starbucks of this world, if I’m going to drop double digits on a quaff, it’s going to be golden and foamy…

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    jessegooddoggy  almost 3 years ago

    Last year I decided to spoil myself with an automatic coffee maker – wake up and it’s ready. Starbucks? I treat myself when traveling a few times a year

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    HunterIsACriminal  almost 3 years ago

    $ cup coffee maker takes aprox. 5 min. It takes me aprox. 4 min. to do the dishes by hand. Put coffee on, do dishes, drink coffee.

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    Teto85 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Tea [The favourite flavour of the moment] Hot.

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    tee929  almost 3 years ago

    She goes to Barstuck’s for her joe fix!

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    Nick Danger  almost 3 years ago

    Even though I don’t like the taste, I still know that you can do other things while coffee is brewing

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