Charlie Fogwhistle has been playing up in the lights the last few nights, as well as several others relatively new the The O.F.W.T.J. Society. And, while I’ve been posting longer than they have, seniority is apparently no guarantee of superiority. Therefore, I’m unearthing some Winners. I hope…
A nubile young college professor is handing out weekend assignments to her students. “Class,” she instructs, “This must be completed and turned in to me no later than Monday morning – NO EXCUSES.”
Little Johnny (yes, that Little Johnny; he’s in college now) raises his hand and asks, “What about extreme sexual exhaustion?”
The prof waits for the laughter to die down, and then, with exquisite timing, looks Little Johnny in the eye and sweetly replies, “Then you’ll just have to learn to write with your other hand.”
The “ban” on Fernando De Noronha isn’t for the parents; it’s for the doctors. The hospital there doesn’t have facilities set up for childbirth or childcare, so they’re required to transport pregnant patients to the nearest suitable hospital.
Imagine if you know you’re going to give birth because you heard a breaking noise from your body. Who’d ever do it? Also, I can’t believe Mike even survived all that.
eromlig almost 3 years ago
Charlie Fogwhistle has been playing up in the lights the last few nights, as well as several others relatively new the The O.F.W.T.J. Society. And, while I’ve been posting longer than they have, seniority is apparently no guarantee of superiority. Therefore, I’m unearthing some Winners. I hope…
A nubile young college professor is handing out weekend assignments to her students. “Class,” she instructs, “This must be completed and turned in to me no later than Monday morning – NO EXCUSES.”
Little Johnny (yes, that Little Johnny; he’s in college now) raises his hand and asks, “What about extreme sexual exhaustion?”
The prof waits for the laughter to die down, and then, with exquisite timing, looks Little Johnny in the eye and sweetly replies, “Then you’ll just have to learn to write with your other hand.”
eromlig almost 3 years ago
Anyone want to guess how many bungee jumps our Jason once made in 24 hours?
monkeysky almost 3 years ago
The “ban” on Fernando De Noronha isn’t for the parents; it’s for the doctors. The hospital there doesn’t have facilities set up for childbirth or childcare, so they’re required to transport pregnant patients to the nearest suitable hospital.
Caldonia almost 3 years ago
Imagine if you know you’re going to give birth because you heard a breaking noise from your body. Who’d ever do it? Also, I can’t believe Mike even survived all that.
meg_grif almost 3 years ago
And I thought the first Saturday in May was Derby Day.
RLG Premium Member almost 3 years ago
On the Island of Svalbard it is illegal both to give birth and to die. Not sure what the penalty for any of them is, tough.
Huckleberry Hiroshima almost 3 years ago
Come to think of it I’ve never seen a clothed garden on the first Saturday of May.
Take care, may famed baby doctor Goo-Goo “Gaa-Gaa Gee-Gee” Gor-Gord be with you, and gesundheit.
yangeldf almost 3 years ago
The first saturday in may is traditionally free comic book day too
coop2003 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
I don’t believe it
J. R. M. almost 3 years ago
Mike Heard’s middle/nick name is “Yo-yo”
dv1093 almost 3 years ago
He looks clothed to me.
artegal almost 3 years ago
I’ve decided tomorrow is “World Make Up a Make-Believe Holiday Day.”
Totalloser Premium Member almost 3 years ago
The First Saturday of May is Mohel training day
cupertino jay almost 3 years ago
yeahbut seems like the hardest part was hauling axe back to the jump point so fast.
Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member almost 3 years ago
The illustration of the pregnant woman has her showing more skin than the illustration of the man gardening on “World Naked Gardening Day”.
mindjob almost 3 years ago
World Naked Gardening Day is fun, but not as much fun as World Naked Frying Bacon and Eggs Day.
Bilan almost 3 years ago
Who set up WNG day? The United Nations Committee for Naked Gardening?
Running Buffalo Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Banned it may be … but it happens.
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/may/21/first-baby-12-years-born-brazil-island-births-banned-fernando-de-noronha
Angry Indeed Premium Member almost 3 years ago
I heard that Mike Heard tried one more jump but the cord snapped.
Copy-&-Paste almost 3 years ago
Phew…Time to change the baby’s diaper.