Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for April 25, 2022

I can’t tell you how often these lessons about how to escape an angry unicorn have saved my life.

Maybe just don’t make him angry.

That was a success. Not that he’ll toot his own horn, though..

I’d throw a lobster. Make bisque work of the unicorn.

Run like hell….

It’s amazing how frequently I don’t need to escape from an angry unicorn, but I’ll post this on my refrigerator just in case.

Lesson 1…ice boulder.

I sure could have used that last Saturday.

Where is lesson 1 – that sounds like it might be better…

I wonder why I’ve never seen an angry unicorn.