Bliss by Harry Bliss for March 15, 2022

“We are sheep, NOT sheeple!”

Then prepare to be barked at as never before.

Reminds me of that other joke where the sheep says – “We don’t know where to stand, we don’t know where to run, we don’t knowjust what to do…. Oh, thank God, here comes a border collie.”

Don’t be surprised when your hocks get nipped, smart guy.

We can fix that. Here watch this news channel.

Nice fleece you got there. Pity if something were to happen to it. – Lenny the sheep dog

“I think that it’s a baad choice but it’s up to ewe.”

“Baa, ram, ewe…baa, ram, ewe- to you breed, your fleece, your clan be true! Sheep, be true! Baa, ram, ewe!”

Carnivore vs herbivore, no real contest there. I have a feeling the border collie will rise to the challenge.

If that were true, I’d have heard it through the grapevine.

(CHOMP) “Next! Anybody else? Don’t be shy, now…”

Do you want to be on the shearing table or the dinner table after I tell the Boss ;-)

A sheep rebellion?

You won’t be heard.

Well, besides wool, there’s also mutton.

Send in the wolf.

Bring in Babe the negotiator.

Priceless expression on sheep dog!

We were just talking. Greek Easter is coming. I don’t know what happened. But he don’t talk now. – TSopranos.

Shaun the Sheep wannabes.

If sheep could handle an uprising, border collies wouldn’t even have evolved.

“You always herd the one you love….”

As anyone who’s ever had a Border Collie knows, it doesn’t matter what the sheep want.

Farmer’s got a shotgun and a half empty freezer.

RUN, Pooch!!!

For the first time in 40 years of owning Border Collies we have a HERDER. The intensity of this dog is nerve-wracking just to watch as he tries to herd or other BC, a little guy, who just wants a game. In true dog fashion, however, the little guy has set boundaries with the herder and has actually managed to intimidate him in the process of trying to get a game out of him. It’s a riot to watch.

Right about now, the dog is looking a tad sheepish.

Then Ralph T. Wolf will steal all the sheep! (“Looney Tunes” reference.)

Uh oh, must’ve attended one of those resistance schools.